So here's how it is...

Tommorow (Saturdiddle) is my ejected-from-vaginal-zone day. Or as you folks generally call it, my birthday. So yeah, amazingly I have survived another world of this awful excuse for a world.. So yeah. Tell me happy birthday or I'll send the bitches round to rape your teddy-bears.



On a serious note, the yellow in my four ran away with the orange donkey, it decided the hole in the sky was listening at it with a horrible glare on it's nose.

Where the fuck am I?: SlutVille UK
Mooood: Peh?!
Choon: None

I read the 'Wired' news blogs every day, many times infact. A lot of the time I read articles that make me snigger or grin. But today i read one that made me furious with anger.

To qoute a small part; "It's like "painting" a picture using your computer. It's kind of fun to do and what you have when you're done may be superficially terrific, but unless you've actually applied brush to canvas you're no artist."

Link: http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,71599-0.html?tw=rss.index

Feel the same way? Sign up and tell him to get a new job!

Where the fuck am I?: Chair.
Mooood: Grrrzor
Choon: Vai.

The BSESG, or "BlackSpider's Earth Survival Guide" is a book I wrote, starting when I was about 13. Unfortunately, around age 19-20, I lost the hard-copy I had, and had never gotten around to writing it up on a PC. I was using pencils back then... Scary, eh?

So anyway, I do actually plan on re-writing the BSESG in this Blog, alongside my daily ramblings of cock-munchers and bollocks.

Do I have a boob fetish? Yes. I love boobs. Big ones, small ones, firm ones and bobbly ones. Boobs is boobs. Anyone who sends me boob pics get's a special mention! (No d00m, you don't count!)

For those who don't know, I'm d00m's worst half.

And so, I begin the re-writing of the BSESG, a document whose very existence triggered an intergalactic war between the MMF (Martian Military Force) and the JSFOTMCOTP (Jumpliterian Security Force Of The Main City Of The Planet Jumpliter.. They never got the hang of 'Jupiter'.. Silly farmers)

[::.. Please Note ..::]
Whereas the BSESG is rumoured to be a work of fiction, it follows a time-line and history that I have been telling people for many years.. My dad is actually starting to wonder if it's true or not, because it never changes. This is not fiction, this is fact!*










*Fact may refer to items which are indeed bollocks, but I recycle as factual to get chicks

Where the fuck am I?: Jugglies!
Mooood: Meh?
Choon: Joe Satriani

Like every good shag, this has a beginning. The first post in my first blog.

Wrists are sore, but not as bad as lately. Considering removing them for a week. Might be messy?

Doctors today. Bet they give me more drugs that I can have more side-effects to. Slarg!

Where the fuck am I?: Home
Mooood: I R tIrEd
Choon: Apocalyptica